OF CHINA TOILETS AND SPITTING CHINAMEN....

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
OF CHINA TOILETS……
One of the more decent door-less toilets.  Others are just too disgusting to show. 
All nicely tiled up but why no door la?
The toilet situation in Chengdu (and I believe in many cities in China) is a paradox in the outskirts of the city. I went to China filled with many ‘horrified’ stories about China’s door-less toilets in many tourists areas outside of the city or toilets with open drains where ladies squat in a row so I actually went armed with my trusty old umbrella, in case I should need to do some covering up! So it was with great surprise that when I visited the first tourist site about 40 km out of the city on my second day in Chengdu, I found the toilets were spick and span, and with infra-red sensors that actually worked, unlike many of those in Malaysia!

However, a short distance away from the tourist site where we stopped for lunch, I discovered that, true enough, the toilets were without doors, with no flush whatsoever, and stank to hell!  And this happened throughout the span of our visits to various other tourist sites – one minute you have first-class toilets and at the next stop, it was back to basics again. It was only much later that it struck me! Most of the places where the toilets were with doors and modern infra-red flushes were those sites that were designated World Heritage Sites by UNESCO! But once outside of this boundary, it was back to ‘open-plan’! hehehe :p. We were lucky because my daughter and I had each other to stand guard over the other, making sure others don’t come near enough to get a view, while holding our breath!

But what I couldn’t understand was that even with toilets where there were doors many of the ladies choose not to close them! So you strode in, thinking there was nobody and then smack in your face, will be this lady squatting right in there in full view for you to see! Choy!!  So after 2 or 3 times of such misadventure, I learnt the art of walking pass these toilet cubicles and, with the corner of my eye, sensed whether there was any ‘image’ or movement and if so, to walk straight through to the next one and so on. ;-)

After a while, it became a game between my girl and me when we needed to make a toilet stop to guess whether it was going to be door-less or otherwise!

The interesting thing was, many of these door-less toilets were nicely built, all tiled up so why did the authorities decide to save on the door?

... AND SPITTING CHINAMEN!

Another situation which I just can’t get over with in China was the 'forever-spitting' Chinamen!  And they spat just about anywhere, anytime - while they were walking, cycling, driving and even in the bus!  Yucks!!  Where in the world do they find all the sputum in their system?  For the fun of it, my girl and I tried to work out some from our throats and guts but it was in vain!  Hahaha! What was especially disgusting was when you were walking through this beautiful World Heritage designated site or forest, enjoying the scenery (and you could tell the place were constantly swept to keep the place clean as there was hardly any fly-away leaves or rubbish) and then right in front of you, there will be this man that went krrrrrkk… puiitt’! And splat!, the sputum landed just in front of you, missing you by inches!

After sometime, I tried to avoid walking behind any Chinamen and it soon became a habit that I kept looking down to avoid stepping on any of this disgusting stuff.  :-(











One of the many beautiful scenes in the tourist sites around
Sichuan Province.  This one is taken in Leshan City, where the
biggest carved stone Buddha in the world resides and
is a designated World Heritage site by UNESCO.
Toilets here were excellent. :-)



November 2009

7 comments:

  1. ha ha ha Si Fu that is so funny writing - F2

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  2. Well! my first experience in China was the same question - why got doors but, not fixed and when some places hv doors fixed, doors are glass with frosty designs where a woman's shape could easily be figured out through them. Best still, the gent's are after the ladies', so men got to walk past catching 'free' display. What an experience! After so many trips, you soon forget about using umbrella but, instead always choose the last cubicle or end spot of the 'longkang' toilet. Another thing you got to learn - act normal as the chinese women are definitely not shy at all. So you really wonder whether they are more open-minded than we M'sian women. Hehehe! Keng

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  3. Hiya, you still haven't come accross people spliting at the dinner table. Many time while having meal suddenly somewhere near you somebody clear their throat which full of mucus, Krr....out it goes. It's pity you have not experience it yet. hahahha... Janice

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  4. I think the glass cubicles were classic! Heard that from another sister, too, and she was in Beijing... Why in the world use glass? What purpose does it serve?

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  5. vanessa,

    i have discovered from my outdoor experiences that it is very liberating and relaxing to go squat in a pleasant spot in the jungle n "relax". n its even more pleasant to squat on a beach facing the sea n b in touch w your bodily functions..

    so this need for privacy is a very cultural thing. and hence the shock when u see something outside yr own comfort zone. and that's all it is.

    go to india n see the entire vilage rendezvous at the dry riverbed in the morning... it looks n feels like a pasar malam.. w a mass of humanity moving into preffered spots, and i imagine they must act like human beings too. they must greet/ nod, acknowledge relatives, neighbours..

    its india in motion!!

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  6. hahaha, until today and despite so many outings, still can't appreciate your take on the 'relax' part of doing the necessary in the jungle because of thoughts of leeches! :D

    And would love to see what India in motion will be like, even if I have to puke after that - just for the experience! :D

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